What's RUS Wearing?

R, looking at this picture of RUS and J: "What's RUS wearing?"

J, to R: "What is RUS wearing?"

R: "Appawa!"

J and S: "What?"

R: "Appawa!"

J and S, looking at each other: "What is she saying?"

S, to R: "What is that??"

R: "From fa la la la la!"

J and S: "Ohhhhh, apparel!!" (You know--"Don we now our gay apparel")

J: "Her vocabulary is clearly more advanced than ours!"