A New Game . . .

R walks into the living room, where J and I are sitting with RUS, carrying a red gift bag covered with penguin stickers and announces very loudly: "This is for Grandma and Grandpa. And Grammie and Grampie."

J says, "What is it?"

R: "It's a GAME."

J: "Ohh! What kind of game?"

R: "It's called Chocolate Poo Poo."

J & S bust out laughing.

J: "I don't think anyone wants to play that game, R."